This week, I spoke with a familiar and dear friend, Attorney Mary Dryovage. We chatted a bit, discussed the status of her writ of certiorati, exchanged tales about cruel agency attorneys and said our goodbyes. Mary represented me at the Merit Systems Protection Board (MSPB) back in 2005.

I later exchanged a few emails with another friend, Jim Black. Jim is a MSPB appellant now in the appeal phase at the Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit (CAFC). He too enjoys an excellent relationship with his attorney, Michael Baranic. Yet, an excerpt from Jim’s email reads, “I ended up selling a vacation property to help finance my attorney fees and my journey is still not over.”

It’s a tough relationship for both attorneys and their clients. When casually discussing this subject, Mary said – jestfully – something to the effect of: Please don’t tell anyone I care about federal employees and ethics.  Like me, she does, sometimes to the point that it hurts us emotionally and from a financial perspective.

In a debate over the benefits of being represented versus going pro se, I once said, “One would never play poker with anyone with an unlimited bankroll, no matter how bad the opponent might be. Here, when you go pro se, you change the game.”  Ironically, in this debate, I was actually defending the idea that going to court without an attorney is a little like conducting surgery on yourself.  The poker analogy was a concession, but one that now — many years later — seems apt as well.

In any case, back to Mary, whom I still consider a saint as well as an advocate. While we laugh about some of the crazy ha-ha things the government does to its own people — like hold depositions in thirty degree warehouse meat lockers — it’s really the tragic that sticks. I continue to be haunted by the story of a dismissed employee needing legal assistance, but living in her car. As you might guess, it’s not a case an attorney can take – unless they want to be living in their car too.

(My personal advice: if you are looking for representation, regardless of the opening retainer, expect to spend at least $20,000. If you can’t sacrifice at least that much, don’t play at this high-stakes table. You cannot bluff at this agency game. If you do decide to hire an attorney, I highly recommend Mary Dryovage (N. CA) and Michael Baranic (S. CA), attorneys mentioned in this article. Both are leaders in the field of federal employee representation.)